missing link on the brink of destruction

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Journal

So updates time again, I guess. Whatever. I know some of you out there in internetland have been wondering where I have been and what I’ve been up to. Well, instead of a real update full of emo whining and oh my life sucks and I hate the vast majority of it type comments I will be posting one of those quizzes that everyone reads and posts but no one actually likes reading.

That’s just how I roll.

So this is, 50 Apathetically Answered Questions, or some such nonsense. The rules are you have to read it and try to not be irritated that you got spammed by pointlessness. Then you perpetuate the issue by responding and passing it on to others. That way the spiral of annoyance will never end.

1. What time did you get up this morning?
6ish with an asthma attack. Don’t worry, I could breathe again by 7pm or so.

2. How do you like your steak?
Sharp, wooden, and through the heart.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Here in the US we go to the theater.

4. What is your favorite TV show?
Who cares, TV sucks.

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
As long as she’s by my side, it doesn’t matter.

6. What did you have for breakfast?
Pretty sure I made myself a chai spice eggnog latte.

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Lilacs.

8. What foods do you dislike?
Does anyone really give a crap?

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
At the Y. Come on, that one was crazy predictable, don’t look at me like that.

10. Favorite dressing?
Whatever keeps me warm in the wintertime and looks good on me. I must look as good as possible at all times. Yeah, I’m totally gay like that.

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
A green ghetto sled.

12. What are your favorite clothes?
It depends entirely on the day and my mood. Of course, it’s important to compliment the outfits of others in the group without being too matchy matchy.

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Kendra.

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
What’s in the cup?

15. Where would you want to retire?
Who says I’m going to retire?

16. Favorite time of day?
3:15pm

17. Where were you born?
Second star to the right, and straight on ’til morning.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
The kind with the stuff.

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
Whatever.

20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
Bleargh.

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
The person who decides to bother to actually read all this garbage.

22. Bird watcher?
How is this relevant?

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
I am a person person.

24. Do you have any pets?
I co-habitate with some cats.

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
Wait... oh, yeah, well.... um.... I guess not.

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
A rockstar or a filmmaker or a popular writer.

27. What is your best childhood memory?
The one where the thing happened.

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Again, I am a person person.

29. Are you married?
In sprit if not in law.

30. Always wear your seat belt?
Depends.

31. Been in a car accident?
Of a sort.

32. Any pet peeves?
No, my cat is named Floyd.

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
Springtime.

34. Favorite Flower?
Pepperoni and black olives.

35. Favorite ice cream?
I like ice cream.

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Olive Garden.

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
I haven’t taken it.

38. From whom did you get your last email?
Facebook.

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
My credit cards are already maxed out.

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
The real question would be when was the last time I planned something.

41. Like your job?
Oh, screw you, quiz.

42. Broccoli?
This question is just too stupid to answer.

43. What was your favorite vacation?
I now, officially, hate you quiz.

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
I ate Wendy’s in the car with Carrie and Emmi the other day.

45. What are you listening to right now?
Loud, aggressive, and earsplitting music.

46. What is your favorite color?
I wear all colors of the monochromatic spectrum.

47. How many tattoos do you have?
Not enough.

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
Who cares?

49. What time did you finish this quiz?
I hope you choke and die, quiz.

50. Coffee Drinker?
Shut up.

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